I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
