dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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