I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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