Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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