i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
