Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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