Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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