He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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