ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
send nudes
from the living room?
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