So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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