Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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