NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
