My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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