Your tits are I can't wait for
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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