i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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