Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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