STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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