Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Enjoy the penises
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