let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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