whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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