Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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