Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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