i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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