why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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