Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
