I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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