She said her name was "party"
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
NoShamevember. You game?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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