I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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