Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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