I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
how drunk are you?
Several
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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