So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
