the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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