I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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