So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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