Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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