Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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