Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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