Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Randomize
