Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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