hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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