We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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