he wants to bone in the snuggie
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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