i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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