i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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