Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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