well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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