maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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