we're blogging at a bar
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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