sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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