Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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