I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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