DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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