She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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