Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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