Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She announced her abortion via fbk
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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