I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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